BOJANG WHYHIGH, Words of Wisdom
BOJANG WHYHIGH
Words Of Wisdom
WE HAVE MOVED!

HOW DO YOU BEGIN
THE JOURNEY?
YOU HAVE ALREADY
BEGUN
!
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SOME PEOPLE DO
AND SOME DONT
SOME WILL
AND SOME WONT
SOME CAN
AND SOME CANT
SOME IS
AND SOME AINT
I IS
AND I MIGHT
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EVERYTHING
IS ALIVE
THANKS TO THE LIVING
OF EVERYTHING ELSE
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FEAR LESS HOPE MORE
EAT LESS CHEW MORE
WHINE LESS BREATHE MORE
TALK LESS SAY MORE
HATE LESS LOVE MORE
NEED LESS USE MORE
AND GOOD THINGS ARE YOURS
*
IT IS EASY
TO MAKE DECISIONS
ON MATTERS FOR WHICH
YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBLITY
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I ONLY OWN
MYSELF
BUT ALL OF ME
IS MINE
*
NEVER
UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER
OF A PLATITUDE
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THE WAY YOU DIE
WILL BE REMEMBERED
AS MUCH AS
THE WAY YOU LIVED
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ALL YOU HAVE
TO OFFER
IS
ALL YOU HAVE
*
LITTLE
WORTH A DAMN
IS EVER DONE
AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE
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A LIVE DOG
IS BETTER
THAN
A DEAD LION
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RUN IF YOU LIKE
TRY TO KEEP YOUR BREATH
WORK LIKE A FOOL
DONT BE WORKED TO DEATH
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DONT BE IRREPLACABLE
IF YOU CANT
BE REPLACED
YOU CANT BE PROMOTED
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EVERYONE HAS A FUTURE
IF YOU DONT
GET RUN OVER
BY A TRUCK
*
ONE WHO SEES
ONLY HALF THE PROBLEM
WILL BE BURIED
BY THE OTHER HALF
*
THEY TRAVEL FASTEST
WHO TRAVEL ALONE
BUT HAVE NOTHING TO DO
UPON ARRIVAL
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THERES SOMETHING
WRONG
IF YOURE ALWAYS
RIGHT
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LIVE
ON HOPE
AND YOU WILL DIE
FARTING
*
A VERBAL CONTRACT
IS NOT WORTH
THE PAPER
ITS NOT WRITTEN ON
*
A WEED
IS A PLANT
WHOSE VIRTUES
HAVE YET TO BE DISCOVERED
*

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THE LESS IMPORTANT YOU ARE
THE MORE YOU WILL BE MISSED
IF YOU DONT COME TO WORK
*
DEMOCRACY ISNT A GOOD SYSTEM
UNTIL YOU COMPARE IT
WITH ALL THE OTHER SYSTEMS
*
SOMETIMES
ITS NOT WHAT YOU SAY
BUT HOW YOU SAY IT
*
GREAT EGOTISTS
ARE USUALLY OPTIMISTS
*
THE OLDER THE GOAT
THE HARDER THE HORN
*
GIFTS CAN MAKE
A SLAVE OF YOU
*
IF YOU CANT HOWL
AT LEAST BARK
*
DREAMS SHRIVEL
WHEN PIERCED WITH REALITY
*
A PERSON WITH ONE WATCH
KNOWS THE TIME
A PERSON WITH TWO WATCHES
IS NEVER SURE
*
HALF
OF BEING SMART
IS KNOWING
WHAT YOU ARE DUMB AT
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ASSUMPTION
IS THE MOTHER
OF MOST FOULUPS
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IF YOU ARE ALREADY
IN A HOLE
THERE IS NO USE DIGGING
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THE DIFFICULTY
OF GETTING ANYTHING DONE
INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER
OF PEOPLE INVOLVED
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THE SINS OF THE WORLD ARE
PLEASURE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE
KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT CHARACTER
COMMERCE WITHOUT MORALITY
SCIENCE WITHOUT HUMANITY
POLITICS WITHOUT PRINCIPLE
*
BEAUTY
IS WORSE THAN WINE
IT INTOXICATES
BOTH HOLDER AND BEHOLDER
*
THE CATCH
IS SELDOM WORTH THE CHASE
*
WHEN IN DOUBT
FOLLOW OTHERS BLINDLY
BUT TRY NEVER TO BE
THAT MUCH IN DOUBT
*
IF YOU ARE COASTING
YOU ARE GOING DOWNHILL
*
THE HIGHER
A MONKEY CLIMBS
THE MORE OF ITS ASS
YOU SEE
*
IF YOU TRY TO PLEASE
EVERYBODY
YOU ARE SURE NOT TO PLEASE
SOMEBODY
*
NEEDS
ARE A FUNCTION
OF WHAT
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE
*
DONT WORRY
WONDER
*
DANCING
IS FOREPLAY
*

*

DELAY
IS THE WORST FORM
OF DENIAL
*
AN ELEPHANT
IS A MOUSE
BUILT
TO GOVERNMENT SPECIFICATIONS
*
DON'T START
ANYTHING
YOU
CAN'T STOP
*
TAKE THINGS
ALWAYS
BY THE
SMOOTH END
*
IF YOU ARE
GOING TO BE
A BEAR
BE A GRIZZLY
*
SPEECH
DOES NOT NECESSARILY
COME
FROM THE TONGUE
*
KISSING
A SMOKER
IS LIKE LICKING
AN ASHTRAY
*
LIFE IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH
THE MORE BREAD YOU HAVE
THE LESS SHIT
YOU HAVE TO EAT
*
WHEN CHOOSING
BETWEEN TWO EVILS
CHOOSE THE ONE
YOU HAVE NOT TRIED BEFORE
*
EVEN THOUGH
HIGHLY EVOLVED
WE ARE ALL
STILL ANIMALS
*

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YOU CANNOT TELL
HOW DEEP A PUDDLE IS
UNTIL
YOU STEP IN IT
*
IF TWO WRONGS
DO NOT MAKE
A RIGHT
TRY THREE
*
NEVER LET GO
OF WHAT YOU HAVE
UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE
*
OPEN A CAN OF WORMS
AND THE ONLY WAY
TO RE-CAN THEM
IS TO GET A BIGGER CAN
*
NEVER INSULT
AN ALLIGATOR
TIL YOU ARE
ACROSS THE SWAMP
*
GO TO FRIENDS FOR ADVICE
TO WOMEN FOR PITY
TO STRANGERS FOR CHARITY
TO RELATIVES FOR NOTHING
*
INDECISION
IS THE KEY
TO FLEXIBILITY
*
YOU CANNOT TELL
WHICH WAY
THE TRAIN WENT
BY LOOKING AT THE TRACKS
*
NEVER WRESTLE
WITH A PIG
YOU BOTH GET DIRTY
AND THE PIG LIKES IT
*
BLEESED ARE THOSE
WHO EXPECT LITTLE
THEY SHALL
SELDOM BE DISAPPOINTED
*
LOVE MANY
TRUST FEW
ALWAYS PADDLE
YOU OWN CANOE
*

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IT IS EASY
TO SUGGEST SOLUTIONS
WHEN YOU DONT KNOW MUCH
ABOUT THE PROBLEM
*
IF YOU ARE NOTHING
TO YOURSELF
WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO GIVE?
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A BUREAUCRACY
IS LIKE A SEPTIC TANK
THE BIG CHUNKS
RISE TO THE TOP
*
NEVER ARGUE
WITH SOMEONE
WHO BUYS INK
BY THE BARREL
*
IF YOU
CANNOT REMEMBER IT
IT COULD NOT
HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT
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PRAISE
DOES WONDERS
FOR THE SENSE
OF HEARING
*
BEWARE
EQUALLY
OF SUDDEN FRIENDS
AND SLOW ENEMIES
*
TO BE POSITIVE
IS TO RISK BEING MISTAKEN
AT THE TOP
OF YOUR VOICE
*
IF YOUR ONLY TOOL
IS A HAMMER
ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
LOOK LIKE NAILS
*
YOU
NEVER LOSE
UNLESS
YOU GIVE UP
*
ACTIVITY
IS AN ANTIDOTE
FOR FEAR
*

*

RARELY
WILL ANYTHING
TURN OUT AS BAD
AS YOU FEAR
*
ONLY THE UNBORN
THE VERY YOUNG
AND THE DEAD
HAVE NO PROBLEMS
*
LOVE
IS WHEN
ANOTHERS HAPPINESS
IS ESSENTIAL TO YOUR OWN
*
MEN
ARE OBSESSIVE
WOMEN
ARE HYSTERICAL
*
FAILURE IS A TEACHER
NOT AN UNDERTAKER
A DELAY NOT A DEFEAT
A DETOUR NOT A DEADEND
*
RATS LAMBS
WHALES
AND HUMANS
ALL DRINK MILK
*
ALWAYS
TRAVEL
THE PATH
WITH HEART
*
NEVER WEED
A GARDEN
WITH
A BULLDOZER
*
DO NOT
CONFUSE
BEING TAUGHT
WITH LEARNING
*
DO NOT
BE AFRAID
OF BEING
AFRAID
*

*

ONLY
YOU
CAN MAKE A FOOL
OF YOU
*
WHAT'S RIGHT
IS WHAT'S LEFT
AFTER YOU DO
EVERYTHING ELSE WRONG
*
IT'S
THE BRAKES
IN LIFE
THAT COUNT
*
ONE
WELL PAID
IS
WELL SATISFIED
*
TRUE ELOQUENCE
SAYS
ALL THAT SHOULD BE
NOT ALL THAT COULD BE
*
THINKING IS MORE INTERESTING
THAN KNOWING
BUT LESS ENTERTAINING
THAN LOOKING
*
SUCCESS
HIDES MANY ERRORS
*
DO THE BEST
YOU CAN
THEN
TO HELL WITH IT
*
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN LIFE
IS NOT HAVING THE RIGHT ANSWER
BUT HAVING THE RIGHT PROBLEM
*
YOU CANNOT RID YOURSELF
OF SHADOWS
BY TURNING OUT
THE LIGHT
*

NEVER SPIT
IN A WELL
YOU MAY DRINK FROM IT
ONE DAY
*
LIVE
AND LEARN
DIE
AND FORGET
*
IDEAS
UNMATED WITH REALITY
PRODUCE
FEW OFFSPRING
*
DO NOT EXPECT
ANYBODY
TO FOLLOW YOU
IF YOU DO NOT LEAD
*
PEOPLE
CANNOT WALK ON YOU
UNLESS YOU LIE DOWN
FOR THEM
*
IDLENESS
TRAVELS SLOWLY
POVERTY
SOON OVERTAKES IT
*
SAVE YOUR FACE
ALL DAY
LOSE YOUR ASS
ALL NIGHT
*
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS
YOU MUST LEARN
NO ONE ELSE
CAN TEACH YOU
*
IF YOU CANNOT
GET YOUR HEAD
ABOVE THE WATER
YOU PROBABLY CANNOT SWIM
*
ANYTHING
BELIEVED BY ALL
IS SURE
TO BE WRONG
*

YARD BY YARD
LIFE IS HARD
INCH BY INCH
IT IS A CINCH
*
LIFE MAY
NOT BE FAIR
BUT IT CAN
BE EQUALIZED
*
FIND
ONE CORNER
AND YOU CAN FIND
THE OTHER THREE
*
FAMILIARITY
BREEDS
INTENT
*
LOVE
IS A
FOUR LEGGED
WORD
*
THUNDER
IS IMPRESSIVE
BUT LIGHTNING
IS MORE DANGEROUS
*
TIME
LAPSING AND COLLAPSING
ADVANCES
DAY BY DAY
*
THE FASTER
YOU GO
THE EASIER IT IS
TO GO FAST
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THE WAY
MAY BE HARD
BUT HARD
IS THE WAY
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LACK OF WILL
NOT
LACK OF STRENGTH
DEFEATS SUCCESS
*
THEY
JEST AT SCARS
WHO NEVER FELT
A WOUND
*
RENUNCIATION
DOES NOT GIVE UP THINGS
BUT ACCEPTS
THAT THEY GO AWAY
*
SOME MEET
NEW IDEAS CURIOUSLY
OTHERS MEET
THEM FEARFULLY
*
MANY IDEAS
ARE RUINED
BY POPULARITY
*
THE TIME
YOU ARE KILLING
IS YOUR OWN
*
EVERYBODY
IS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
*
I FINALLY KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON
AND I STILL
DO NOT LIKE IT
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TIME IS A LINE
CONTINUALLY BRANCHING
PRESENTING MORE CHOICES
AND DECISIONS
*

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A DIRTY MIND
IS A WEALTH
OF PLEASURE
*
A BLIND MAN
FEARS NO SNAKES
*
ONE BEST
CAN PITY
WHO HAS FELT
THE WOE
*
CONTEMPLATION
OF LIFE
DECIDES THE CHOICE
ADVANCE OR RETREAT
*
THE CHIEF PUNISHMENT
OF A LIAR
IS THAT THEY
CANNOT BELIEVE OTHERS
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THERE IS ALWAYS
SOME LITTLE THING
THAT IS TOO BIG
FOR US
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IF YOU KNEW
YOU WERE DYING
HOW IMPORTANT
WOULD BE YOUR PROBLEMS
*
YOU CANNOT
JUDGE PEOPLE
BY THE ACRE
*
A FOOL THINKS
I AM WISE
A WISE PERSON KNOWS
I AM A FOOL
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SOME PROBLEMS
DO NOT
HAVE SOLUTIONS
ONLY CONSEQUENCES
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YOU CANNOT
MAKE A REVOLUTION
IF YOU
HAVE TO MAKE A LIVING
*
EVERYONE
MAKES MISTAKES
IF YOU ARE SMART
IT WONT BE TWICE
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THERE IS NO FUTURE
IT IS A HOAX
TO TRAP YOU
INTO BEHAVING
*
IF YOU
DO NOT KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
YOU PROBABLY
DO NOT HAVE VERY MANY
*
IF YOU
KEEP A MONKEY
BE PREPARED
TO PAY FOR BROKEN GLASS
*
THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP YOUR HEALTH
IS TO EAT WHAT YOU DONT WANT
DRINK WHAT YOU DONT LIKE
AND DO WHAT YOU HAD RATHER NOT
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TAKE
FROM NO ONE
THEIR
SONG
*
NEVER
SHOUT IT OUT
WHEN YOU CAN
TALK IT OUT
*
FROM THE TIME
WE ARE BORN
WE MAKE
ASSUMPTIONS
*
AS YOU AGE
YOU BECOME
SURER AND SURER
OF LESS AND LESS
*
CHOOSE YOUR RUT
CAREFULLY
YOU MAY BE IN IT
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
*

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THERE ARE NO
SIMPLE SOLUTIONS
ONLY
SIMPLE MINDS
*
INTELLIGENCE
IS NOT A VIRTUE
IT IS
A TRAIT
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I CAME
FROM NOWHERE
AND IM WORKING
MY WAY BACK


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