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HOW DO YOU BEGIN THE JOURNEY? YOU HAVE ALREADY BEGUN!

SOME PEOPLE DO
AND SOME DONT

SOME WILL AND SOME WONT SOME CAN AND SOME CANT SOME IS AND SOME AINT I IS AND I MIGHT * EVERYTHING IS ALIVE THANKS TO THE LIVING OF EVERYTHING ELSE * FEAR LESS HOPE MORE EAT LESS CHEW MORE WHINE LESS BREATHE MORE TALK LESS SAY MORE HATE LESS LOVE MORE NEED LESS USE MORE AND GOOD THINGS ARE YOURS * IT IS EASY TO MAKE DECISIONS ON MATTERS FOR WHICH YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBLITY * I ONLY OWN MYSELF BUT ALL OF ME IS MINE * NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A PLATITUDE * THE WAY YOU DIE WILL BE REMEMBERED AS MUCH AS THE WAY YOU LIVED * ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER IS ALL YOU HAVE * LITTLE WORTH A DAMN IS EVER DONE AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE

A LIVE DOG

IS BETTER THAN A DEAD LION * RUN IF YOU LIKE TRY TO KEEP YOUR BREATH WORK LIKE A FOOL DONT BE WORKED TO DEATH * DONT BE IRREPLACABLE IF YOU CANT BE REPLACED YOU CANT BE PROMOTED * EVERYONE HAS A FUTURE IF YOU DONT GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK * ONE WHO SEES ONLY HALF THE PROBLEM WILL BE BURIED BY THE OTHER HALF * THEY TRAVEL FASTEST WHO TRAVEL ALONE BUT HAVE NOTHING TO DO UPON ARRIVAL * THERES SOMETHING WRONG IF YOURE ALWAYS RIGHT * LIVE ON HOPE AND YOU WILL DIE FARTING * A VERBAL CONTRACT IS NOT WORTH THE PAPER ITS NOT WRITTEN ON * A WEED IS A PLANT WHOSE VIRTUES HAVE YET TO BE DISCOVERED

THE LESS IMPORTANT YOU ARE

THE MORE YOU WILL BE MISSED IF YOU DONT COME TO WORK * DEMOCRACY ISNT A GOOD SYSTEM UNTIL YOU COMPARE IT WITH ALL THE OTHER SYSTEMS * SOMETIMES ITS NOT WHAT YOU SAY BUT HOW YOU SAY IT * GREAT EGOTISTS ARE USUALLY OPTIMISTS * THE OLDER THE GOAT THE HARDER THE HORN * GIFTS CAN MAKE A SLAVE OF YOU * IF YOU CANT HOWL AT LEAST BARK * DREAMS SHRIVEL WHEN PIERCED WITH REALITY * A PERSON WITH ONE WATCH KNOWS THE TIME A PERSON WITH TWO WATCHES IS NEVER SURE * HALF OF BEING SMART IS KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE DUMB AT * ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF MOST FOULUPS * IF YOU ARE ALREADY IN A HOLE THERE IS NO USE DIGGING *

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THE DIFFICULTY
OF GETTING ANYTHING DONE

INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE INVOLVED
* THE SINS OF THE WORLD ARE PLEASURE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT CHARACTER COMMERCE WITHOUT MORALITY SCIENCE WITHOUT HUMANITY POLITICS WITHOUT PRINCIPLE * BEAUTY IS WORSE THAN WINE IT INTOXICATES BOTH HOLDER AND BEHOLDER * THE CATCH IS SELDOM WORTH THE CHASE * WHEN IN DOUBT FOLLOW OTHERS BLINDLY BUT TRY NEVER TO BE THAT MUCH IN DOUBT * IF YOU ARE COASTING YOU ARE GOING DOWNHILL * THE HIGHER A MONKEY CLIMBS THE MORE OF ITS ASS YOU SEE * IF YOU TRY TO PLEASE EVERYBODY YOU ARE SURE NOT TO PLEASE SOMEBODY * NEEDS ARE A FUNCTION OF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE * DONT WORRY WONDER * DANCING IS FOREPLAY *

DELAY
IS THE WORST FORM
OF DENIAL * AN ELEPHANT IS A MOUSE BUILT TO GOVERNMENT SPECIFICATIONS * DON'T START ANYTHING YOU CAN'T STOP * TAKE THINGS ALWAYS BY THE SMOOTH END * IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A BEAR BE A GRIZZLY * SPEECH DOES NOT NECESSARILY COME FROM THE TONGUE * KISSING A SMOKER IS LIKE LICKING AN ASHTRAY * LIFE IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH THE MORE BREAD YOU HAVE THE LESS SHIT YOU HAVE TO EAT * WHEN CHOOSING BETWEEN TWO EVILS CHOOSE THE ONE YOU HAVE NOT TRIED BEFORE * EVEN THOUGH HIGHLY EVOLVED WE ARE ALL STILL ANIMALS *

YOU CANNOT TELL
HOW DEEP A PUDDLE IS UNTIL YOU STEP IN IT * IF TWO WRONGS DO NOT MAKE A RIGHT TRY THREE * NEVER LET GO OF WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT SOMETHING ELSE * OPEN A CAN OF WORMS AND THE ONLY WAY TO RE-CAN THEM IS TO GET A BIGGER CAN * NEVER INSULT AN ALLIGATOR TIL YOU ARE ACROSS THE SWAMP * GO TO FRIENDS FOR ADVICE TO WOMEN FOR PITY TO STRANGERS FOR CHARITY TO RELATIVES FOR NOTHING * INDECISION IS THE KEY TO FLEXIBILITY * YOU CANNOT TELL WHICH WAY THE TRAIN WENT BY LOOKING AT THE TRACKS * NEVER WRESTLE WITH A PIG YOU BOTH GET DIRTY AND THE PIG LIKES IT * BLEESED ARE THOSE WHO EXPECT LITTLE THEY SHALL SELDOM BE DISAPPOINTED * LOVE MANY TRUST FEW ALWAYS PADDLE YOU OWN CANOE *

IT IS EASY
TO SUGGEST SOLUTIONS WHEN YOU DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE PROBLEM * IF YOU ARE NOTHING TO YOURSELF WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GIVE? * A BUREAUCRACY IS LIKE A SEPTIC TANK THE BIG CHUNKS RISE TO THE TOP * NEVER ARGUE WITH SOMEONE WHO BUYS INK BY THE BARREL * IF YOU CANNOT REMEMBER IT IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT * PRAISE DOES WONDERS FOR THE SENSE OF HEARING * BEWARE EQUALLY OF SUDDEN FRIENDS AND SLOW ENEMIES * TO BE POSITIVE IS TO RISK BEING MISTAKEN AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE * IF YOUR ONLY TOOL IS A HAMMER ALL YOUR PROBLEMS LOOK LIKE NAILS * YOU NEVER LOSE UNLESS YOU GIVE UP * ACTIVITY IS AN ANTIDOTE FOR FEAR *

RARELY
WILL ANYTHING TURN OUT AS BAD AS YOU FEAR * ONLY THE UNBORN THE VERY YOUNG AND THE DEAD HAVE NO PROBLEMS * LOVE IS WHEN ANOTHERS HAPPINESS IS ESSENTIAL TO YOUR OWN * MEN ARE OBSESSIVE WOMEN ARE HYSTERICAL * FAILURE IS A TEACHER NOT AN UNDERTAKER A DELAY NOT A DEFEAT A DETOUR NOT A DEADEND * RATS LAMBS WHALES AND HUMANS ALL DRINK MILK * ALWAYS TRAVEL THE PATH WITH HEART * NEVER WEED
A GARDEN
WITH
A BULLDOZER
*
DO NOT
CONFUSE
BEING TAUGHT
WITH LEARNING
*
DO NOT
BE AFRAID
OF BEING
AFRAID
*

ONLY
YOU
CAN MAKE A FOOL
OF YOU
*
WHAT'S RIGHT
IS WHAT'S LEFT
AFTER YOU DO
EVERYTHING ELSE WRONG
*
IT'S
THE BRAKES
IN LIFE
THAT COUNT
*
ONE
WELL PAID
IS
WELL SATISFIED
*
TRUE ELOQUENCE
SAYS
ALL THAT SHOULD BE
NOT ALL THAT COULD BE
*
THINKING IS MORE INTERESTING
THAN KNOWING
BUT LESS ENTERTAINING
THAN LOOKING
*
SUCCESS
HIDES MANY ERRORS
*
DO THE BEST
YOU CAN
THEN
TO HELL WITH IT
*
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN LIFE
IS NOT HAVING THE RIGHT ANSWER
BUT HAVING THE RIGHT PROBLEM
*
YOU CANNOT RID YOURSELF
OF SHADOWS
BY TURNING OUT
THE LIGHT
*

NEVER SPIT
IN A WELL
YOU MAY DRINK FROM IT
ONE DAY
*
LIVE
AND LEARN
DIE
AND FORGET
*
IDEAS
UNMATED WITH REALITY
PRODUCE
FEW OFFSPRING
*
DO NOT EXPECT
ANYBODY
TO FOLLOW YOU
IF YOU DO NOT LEAD
*
PEOPLE
CANNOT WALK ON YOU
UNLESS YOU LIE DOWN
FOR THEM
*
IDLENESS
TRAVELS SLOWLY
POVERTY
SOON OVERTAKES IT
*
SAVE YOUR FACE
ALL DAY
LOSE YOUR ASS
ALL NIGHT
*
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS
YOU MUST LEARN
NO ONE ELSE
CAN TEACH YOU
*
IF YOU CANNOT
GET YOUR HEAD
ABOVE THE WATER
YOU PROBABLY CANNOT SWIM
*
ANYTHING
BELIEVED BY ALL
IS SURE
TO BE WRONG
*

YARD BY YARD
LIFE IS HARD
INCH BY INCH
IT IS A CINCH
*
LIFE MAY
NOT BE FAIR
BUT IT CAN
BE EQUALIZED
*
FIND
ONE CORNER
AND YOU CAN FIND
THE OTHER THREE
*
FAMILIARITY
BREEDS
INTENT
*
LOVE
IS A
FOUR LEGGED
WORD
*
THUNDER
IS IMPRESSIVE
BUT LIGHTNING
IS MORE DANGEROUS
*
TIME
LAPSING AND COLLAPSING
ADVANCES
DAY BY DAY
*
THE FASTER
YOU GO
THE EASIER IT IS
TO GO FAST
*
THE WAY
MAY BE HARD
BUT HARD
IS THE WAY
*
LACK OF WILL
NOT
LACK OF STRENGTH
DEFEATS SUCCESS
*

THEY
JEST AT SCARS
WHO NEVER FELT
A WOUND
*
RENUNCIATION
DOES NOT GIVE UP THINGS
BUT ACCEPTS
THAT THEY GO AWAY
*
SOME MEET
NEW IDEAS CURIOUSLY
OTHERS MEET
THEM FEARFULLY
*
MANY IDEAS
ARE RUINED
BY POPULARITY
*
THE TIME
YOU ARE KILLING
IS YOUR OWN
*
EVERYBODY
IS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
*
I FINALLY KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON
AND I STILL
DO NOT LIKE IT
*
TIME IS A LINE
CONTINUALLY BRANCHING
PRESENTING MORE CHOICES
AND DECISIONS
*
A DIRTY MIND
IS A WEALTH OF PLEASURE * A BLIND MAN FEARS NO SNAKES *

ONE BEST
CAN PITY WHO HAS FELT THE WOE * CONTEMPLATION OF LIFE DECIDES THE CHOICE ADVANCE OR RETREAT * THE CHIEF PUNISHMENT OF A LIAR IS THAT THEY CANNOT BELIEVE OTHERS * THERE IS ALWAYS SOME LITTLE THING THAT IS TOO BIG FOR US * IF YOU KNEW YOU WERE DYING HOW IMPORTANT WOULD BE YOUR PROBLEMS * YOU CANNOT JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE ACRE * A FOOL THINKS I AM WISE A WISE PERSON KNOWS I AM A FOOL *
SOME PROBLEMS
DO NOT
HAVE SOLUTIONS
ONLY CONSEQUENCES
*
YOU CANNOT
MAKE A REVOLUTION
IF YOU
HAVE TO MAKE A LIVING
*
EVERYONE
MAKES MISTAKES
IF YOU ARE SMART
IT WONT BE TWICE
*

THERE IS NO FUTURE
IT IS A HOAX
TO TRAP YOU
INTO BEHAVING
*
IF YOU
DO NOT KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
YOU PROBABLY
DO NOT HAVE VERY MANY
*
IF YOU
KEEP A MONKEY
BE PREPARED
TO PAY FOR BROKEN GLASS
*
THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP YOUR HEALTH
IS TO EAT WHAT YOU DONT WANT
DRINK WHAT YOU DONT LIKE
AND DO WHAT YOU HAD RATHER NOT
*
TAKE
FROM NO ONE
THEIR
SONG
*
NEVER
SHOUT IT OUT
WHEN YOU CAN
TALK IT OUT
*
FROM THE TIME
WE ARE BORN
WE MAKE
ASSUMPTIONS
*
AS YOU AGE
YOU BECOME
SURER AND SURER
OF LESS AND LESS
*
CHOOSE YOUR RUT
CAREFULLY
YOU MAY BE IN IT
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
*
THERE ARE NO
SIMPLE SOLUTIONS
ONLY
SIMPLE MINDS
*

INTELLIGENCE
IS NOT A VIRTUE
IT IS
A TRAIT
*
IF THE TIME
IS NOT RIGHT
DOING THE RIGHT THING
MEANS NOTHING
*
IT IS EASY
TO RECOMMEND
IMPOSSIBLE SOLUTIONS
*
FREEDOM
SOMETIMES MEANS
DEFINING
WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO
*
IF THERE IS
ALWAYS ROOM AT THE TOP
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH
SHOVING UP THERE
*
SOMEONE
WITH A POOR MEMORY
MAKES
A BAD LIAR
*
BE
YOUR OWN REFUGE
NO ONE ELSE
CAN BE
*
IF YOU
DO NOT PLAY THE GAME
DO NOT MAKE
THE RULES
*
A BASEMENT
IS A WELL
YOU TRY TO KEEP
WATER OUT OF
*
THE QUALITY
OF LIFE
IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL
TO ENERGY CONSUMPTION
*

YOU GOT TO MAKE
YOUR OWN MISTAKES
KEEP OTHER PEOPLE FROM MAKING THEIRS
AND THEY GET MAD AT YOU
*
OLD AGE
IS ONE OF THE MOST
UNEXPECTED THINGS
THAT CAN HAPPEN
*
PUTTING A PROBLEM
IN PERSPECTIVE
IS THE FIRST STEP
IN FINDING ITS VANISHING POINT
*
LAUGH AT YOURSELF
AND
YOU WILL BE AMUSED
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
*
TIME
MARKS US
WHILE WE
MARK TIME
*
WORRY
IS PUTTING
TODAYS SUN
UNDER TOMORROWS CLOUD
*
WILL POWER
TAKES A LOT
OF WONT POWER
*
LIFE IS 10%
WHAT YOU MAKE IT
AND 90%
HOW YOU TAKE IT
*
AGE
IS TIME AND DECLINE
NIPPING
AT OUR HEELS
*
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY
THE FIRST TIME
*

IF YOU TELL
THE TRUTH
YOU DONT HAVE TO REMEMBER
ANYTHING
*
NO ONE
IS LISTENING
UNTIL YOU MAKE
A MISTAKE
*
NEVER TEST
THE DEPTH
OF THE WATER
WITH BOTH FEET
*
WE
ARE BORN
NAKED WET AND HUNGRY
THEN THINGS GET WORSE
*
REMEMBER
YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING
NOT
A HUMAN DOING
*
IF YOU CUT
TOO MANY CORNERS
YOU END UP
GOING IN CIRCLES
*
PEOPLE USUALLY LEAVE
THREE WRITTEN RECORDS
WHEN THEY ARE HATCHED
MATCHED AND DISPATCHED
*
THE ONLY RACE
THAT IS IMPORTANT
IS THE HUMAN RACE
*
CONSCIENCE
IS WHAT HURTS
WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE
FEELS SO GOOD
*
TALK
IS CHEAP
BECAUSE SUPPLY
EXCEEDS DEMAND
*
THERE ARE MORE
HORSES' ASSES
IN THIS WORLD
THAN THERE ARE HORSES
*

IF YOU ARE ON
THE RIGHT TRACK
YOU WILL STILL GET RUN OVER
IF YOU JUST SIT THERE
*
IN
TWO DAYS
TOMORROW
WILL BE YESTERDAY
*
IF MARRIAGE
WERE OUTLAWED
ONLY OUTLAWS
WOULD HAVE INLAWS
*
YOU DONT STOP LAUGHING
BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD
YOU GROW OLD
BECAUSE YOU STOP LAUGHING
*
DONT TAKE
YOUR LIFE
TOO SERIOUSLY
ITS NOT PERMANENT
*
BLESSED
ARE THE CRACKED
FOR THEY SHALL
LET IN THE LIGHT
*
WHEN RELIGION
RULED THE WORLD
IT WAS CALLED
THE DARK AGES
*
BLESSED ARE THE FLEXIBLE
FOR THEY
SHALL NEVER BE BENT
OUT OF SHAPE
*
YOU CAN'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING
BUT YOU CAN KNOW
WHERE YOU'VE BEEN
*
DON'T LET
SOMEONE ELSE
USE YOUR HEAD
FOR A PLAYGROUND
*
LOVE IS HEARING
A LITTLE SURGING
UNDER THE THUNDER
OF THE DARKEST DAY
*
THE PRESENT
IS DETERMINED BY THE PAST
BE CAREFUL IN THE FUTURE
OF WHAT YOU DO IN THE PAST
*
ANYTIME YOU HAVE A 50-50 CHANCE
OF GETTING SOMETHING RIGHT,
THERE IS A 90% PROBABILITY
YOU WILL GET IT WRONG
*
IF YOU GO
FAST ENOUGH
YOU CANNOT TELL
WHERE YOU CAME FROM
*
NO ONE
IN A HURRY
IS QUITE
CIVILIZED
*
QUITTING
WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD
IS NOT THE SAME
AS QUITTING
*

I CAME FROM NOWHERE AND IM WORKING MY WAY BACK
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