HOW DO YOU BEGIN
THE JOURNEY
YOU HAVE ALREADY
BEGUN


SOME PEOPLE DO
AND SOME DONT
SOME WILL
AND SOME WONT
SOME CAN
AND SOME CANT
SOME IS
AND SOME AINT
I IS
AND I MIGHT
*
EVERYTHING
IS ALIVE
THANKS TO THE LIVING
OF EVERYTHING ELSE
*
FEAR LESS HOPE MORE
EAT LESS CHEW MORE
WHINE LESS BREATHE MORE
TALK LESS SAY MORE
HATE LESS LOVE MORE
NEED LESS USE MORE
AND GOOD THINGS ARE YOURS
*
IT IS EASY
TO MAKE DECISIONS
ON MATTERS FOR WHICH
YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBLITY
*
I ONLY OWN
MYSELF
BUT ALL OF ME
IS MINE
*
NEVER
UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER
OF A PLATITUDE
*
THE WAY YOU DIE
WILL BE REMEMBERED
AS MUCH AS
THE WAY YOU LIVED
*
ALL YOU HAVE
TO OFFER
IS
ALL YOU HAVE
*
LITTLE
WORTH A DAMN
IS EVER DONE
AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE
*


A LIVE DOG
IS BETTER
THAN
A DEAD LION
*
RUN IF YOU LIKE
TRY TO KEEP YOUR BREATH
WORK LIKE A FOOL
DONT BE WORKED TO DEATH
*
DONT BE IRREPLACABLE
IF YOU CANT
BE REPLACED
YOU CANT BE PROMOTED
*
EVERYONE HAS A FUTURE
IF YOU DONT
GET RUN OVER
BY A TRUCK
*
ONE WHO SEES
ONLY HALF THE PROBLEM
WILL BE BURIED
BY THE OTHER HALF
*
THEY TRAVEL FASTEST
WHO TRAVEL ALONE
BUT HAVE NOTHING TO DO
UPON ARRIVAL
*
THERES SOMETHING
WRONG
IF YOURE ALWAYS
RIGHT
*
LIVE
ON HOPE
AND YOU WILL DIE
FARTING
*
A VERBAL CONTRACT
IS NOT WORTH
THE PAPER
ITS NOT WRITTEN ON
*
A WEED
IS A PLANT
WHOSE VIRTUES
HAVE YET TO BE DISCOVERED
*


THE LESS IMPORTANT YOU ARE
THE MORE YOU WILL BE MISSED
IF YOU DONT COME TO WORK
*
DEMOCRACY ISNT A GOOD SYSTEM
UNTIL YOU COMPARE IT
WITH ALL THE OTHER SYSTEMS
*
SOMETIMES
ITS NOT WHAT YOU SAY
BUT HOW YOU SAY IT
*
GREAT EGOTISTS
ARE USUALLY OPTIMISTS
*
THE OLDER THE GOAT
THE HARDER THE HORN
*
GIFTS CAN MAKE
A SLAVE OF YOU
*
IF YOU CANT HOWL
AT LEAST BARK
*
DREAMS SHRIVEL
WHEN PIERCED WITH REALITY
*
A PERSON WITH ONE WATCH
KNOWS THE TIME
A PERSON WITH TWO WATCHES
IS NEVER SURE
*
HALF
OF BEING SMART
IS KNOWING
WHAT YOU ARE DUMB AT
*


ASSUMPTION
IS THE MOTHER
OF MOST FOULUPS
*
IF YOU ARE ALREADY
IN A HOLE
THERE IS NO USE DIGGING
*
THE DIFFICULTY
OF GETTING ANYTHING DONE
INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER
OF PEOPLE INVOLVED
*
THE SINS OF THE WORLD ARE
PLEASURE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE
KNOWLEDGE WITHOUT CHARACTER
COMMERCE WITHOUT MORALITY
SCIENCE WITHOUT HUMANITY
POLITICS WITHOUT PRINCIPLE
*
BEAUTY
IS WORSE THAN WINE
IT INTOXICATES
BOTH HOLDER AND BEHOLDER
*
THE CATCH
IS SELDOM WORTH THE CHASE
*
WHEN IN DOUBT
FOLLOW OTHERS BLINDLY
BUT TRY NEVER TO BE
THAT MUCH IN DOUBT
*
IF YOU ARE COASTING
YOU ARE GOING DOWNHILL
*
THE HIGHER
A MONKEY CLIMBS
THE MORE OF ITS ASS
YOU SEE
*
IF YOU TRY TO PLEASE
EVERYBODY
YOU ARE SURE NOT TO PLEASE
SOMEBODY
*


NEEDS
ARE A FUNCTION
OF WHAT
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE
*
DONT WORRY
WONDER
*
DANCING
IS FOREPLAY
*
DELAY
IS THE WORST FORM
OF DENIAL
*
AN ELEPHANT
IS A MOUSE
BUILT
TO GOVERNMENT SPECIFICATIONS
*
DON'T START
ANYTHING
YOU
CAN'T STOP
*
TAKE THINGS
ALWAYS
BY THE
SMOOTH END
*
IF YOU ARE
GOING TO BE
A BEAR
BE A GRIZZLY
*
SPEECH
DOES NOT NECESSARILY
COME
FROM THE TONGUE
*
KISSING
A SMOKER
IS LIKE LICKING
AN ASHTRAY
*


LIFE IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH
THE MORE BREAD YOU HAVE
THE LESS SHIT
YOU HAVE TO EAT
*
WHEN CHOOSING
BETWEEN TWO EVILS
CHOOSE THE ONE
YOU HAVE NOT TRIED BEFORE
*
EVEN THOUGH
HIGHLY EVOLVED
WE ARE ALL
STILL ANIMALS
*
YOU CANNOT TELL
HOW DEEP A PUDDLE IS
UNTIL
YOU STEP IN IT
*
IF TWO WRONGS
DO NOT MAKE
A RIGHT
TRY THREE
*
NEVER LET GO
OF WHAT YOU HAVE
UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE
*
OPEN A CAN OF WORMS
AND THE ONLY WAY
TO RE-CAN THEM
IS TO GET A BIGGER CAN
*
NEVER INSULT
AN ALLIGATOR
TIL YOU ARE
ACROSS THE SWAMP
*
GO TO FRIENDS FOR ADVICE
TO WOMEN FOR PITY
TO STRANGERS FOR CHARITY
TO RELATIVES FOR NOTHING
*
INDECISION
IS THE KEY
TO FLEXIBILITY
*


YOU CANNOT TELL
WHICH WAY
THE TRAIN WENT
BY LOOKING AT THE TRACKS
*
NEVER WRESTLE
WITH A PIG
YOU BOTH GET DIRTY
AND THE PIG LIKES IT
*
BLEESED ARE THOSE
WHO EXPECT LITTLE
THEY SHALL
SELDOM BE DISAPPOINTED
*
LOVE MANY
TRUST FEW
ALWAYS PADDLE
YOU OWN CANOE
*
IT IS EASY
TO SUGGEST SOLUTIONS
WHEN YOU DONT KNOW MUCH
ABOUT THE PROBLEM
*
IF YOU ARE NOTHING
TO YOURSELF
WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO GIVE?
*
A BUREAUCRACY
IS LIKE A SEPTIC TANK
THE BIG CHUNKS
RISE TO THE TOP
*
NEVER ARGUE
WITH SOMEONE
WHO BUYS INK
BY THE BARREL
*
IF YOU
CANNOT REMEMBER IT
IT COULD NOT
HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT
*
PRAISE
DOES WONDERS
FOR THE SENSE
OF HEARING
*


BEWARE
EQUALLY
OF SUDDEN FRIENDS
AND SLOW ENEMIES
*
TO BE POSITIVE
IS TO RISK BEING MISTAKEN
AT THE TOP
OF YOUR VOICE
*
IF YOUR ONLY TOOL
IS A HAMMER
ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
LOOK LIKE NAILS
*
YOU
NEVER LOSE
UNLESS
YOU GIVE UP
*
ACTIVITY
IS AN ANTIDOTE
FOR FEAR
*
RARELY
WILL ANYTHING
TURN OUT AS BAD
AS YOU FEAR
*
ONLY THE UNBORN
THE VERY YOUNG
AND THE DEAD
HAVE NO PROBLEMS
*
LOVE
IS WHEN
ANOTHERS HAPPINESS
IS ESSENTIAL TO YOUR OWN
*
MEN
ARE OBSESSIVE
WOMEN
ARE HYSTERICAL
*
FAILURE IS A TEACHER
NOT AN UNDERTAKER
A DELAY NOT A DEFEAT
A DETOUR NOT A DEADEND
*


RATS LAMBS
WHALES
AND HUMANS
ALL DRINK MILK
*
ALWAYS
TRAVEL
THE PATH
WITH HEART
*
NEVER WEED
A GARDEN
WITH
A BULLDOZER
*
DO NOT
CONFUSE
BEING TAUGHT
WITH LEARNING
*
DO NOT
BE AFRAID
OF BEING
AFRAID
*
ONLY
YOU
CAN MAKE A FOOL
OF YOU
*
WHAT'S RIGHT
IS WHAT'S LEFT
AFTER YOU DO
EVERYTHING ELSE WRONG
*
IT'S
THE BRAKES
IN LIFE
THAT COUNT
*
ONE
WELL PAID
IS
WELL SATISFIED
*
TRUE ELOQUENCE
SAYS
ALL THAT SHOULD BE
NOT ALL THAT COULD BE
*



THINKING IS MORE INTERESTING
THAN KNOWING
BUT LESS ENTERTAINING
THAN LOOKING
*
SUCCESS
HIDES MANY ERRORS
*
DO THE BEST
YOU CAN
THEN
TO HELL WITH IT
*
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN LIFE
IS NOT HAVING THE RIGHT ANSWER
BUT HAVING THE RIGHT PROBLEM
*
YOU CANNOT RID YOURSELF
OF SHADOWS
BY TURNING OUT
THE LIGHT
*
NEVER SPIT
IN A WELL
YOU MAY DRINK FROM IT
ONE DAY
*
LIVE
AND LEARN
DIE
AND FORGET
*
IDEAS
UNMATED WITH REALITY
PRODUCE
FEW OFFSPRING
*
DO NOT EXPECT
ANYBODY
TO FOLLOW YOU
IF YOU DO NOT LEAD
*
PEOPLE
CANNOT WALK ON YOU
UNLESS YOU LIE DOWN
FOR THEM
*


IDLENESS
TRAVELS SLOWLY
POVERTY
SOON OVERTAKES IT
*
SAVE YOUR FACE
ALL DAY
LOSE YOUR ASS
ALL NIGHT
*
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS
YOU MUST LEARN
NO ONE ELSE
CAN TEACH YOU
*
IF YOU CANNOT
GET YOUR HEAD
ABOVE THE WATER
YOU PROBABLY CANNOT SWIM
*
ANYTHING
BELIEVED BY ALL
IS SURE
TO BE WRONG
*
YARD BY YARD
LIFE IS HARD
INCH BY INCH
IT IS A CINCH
*
LIFE MAY
NOT BE FAIR
BUT IT CAN
BE EQUALIZED
*
FIND
ONE CORNER
AND YOU CAN FIND
THE OTHER THREE
*
FAMILIARITY
BREEDS
INTENT
*
LOVE
IS A
FOUR LEGGED
WORD
*


THUNDER
IS IMPRESSIVE
BUT LIGHTNING
IS MORE DANGEROUS
*
TIME
LAPSING AND COLLAPSING
ADVANCES
DAY BY DAY
*
THE FASTER
YOU GO
THE EASIER IT IS
TO GO FAST
*
THE WAY
MAY BE HARD
BUT HARD
IS THE WAY
*
LACK OF WILL
NOT
LACK OF STRENGTH
DEFEATS SUCCESS
*
THEY
JEST AT SCARS
WHO NEVER FELT
A WOUND
*
RENUNCIATION
DOES NOT GIVE UP THINGS
BUT ACCEPTS
THAT THEY GO AWAY
*
SOME MEET
NEW IDEAS CURIOUSLY
OTHERS MEET
THEM FEARFULLY
*
MANY IDEAS
ARE RUINED
BY POPULARITY
*
THE TIME
YOU ARE KILLING
IS YOUR OWN
*


EVERYBODY
IS LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING
*
I FINALLY KNOW
WHAT IS GOING ON
AND I STILL
DO NOT LIKE IT
*
TIME IS A LINE
CONTINUALLY BRANCHING
PRESENTING MORE CHOICES
AND DECISIONS
*
A DIRTY MIND
IS A WEALTH
OF PLEASURE
*
A BLIND MAN
FEARS NO SNAKES
*
ONE BEST
CAN PITY
WHO HAS FELT
THE WOE
*
CONTEMPLATION
OF LIFE
DECIDES THE CHOICE
ADVANCE OR RETREAT
*
THE CHIEF PUNISHMENT
OF A LIAR
IS THAT THEY
CANNOT BELIEVE OTHERS
*
THERE IS ALWAYS
SOME LITTLE THING
THAT IS TOO BIG
FOR US
*
IF YOU KNEW
YOU WERE DYING
HOW IMPORTANT
WOULD BE YOUR PROBLEMS
*


YOU CANNOT
JUDGE PEOPLE
BY THE ACRE
*
A FOOL THINKS
I AM WISE
A WISE PERSON KNOWS
I AM A FOOL
*
SOME PROBLEMS
DO NOT
HAVE SOLUTIONS
ONLY CONSEQUENCES
*
YOU CANNOT
MAKE A REVOLUTION
IF YOU
HAVE TO MAKE A LIVING
*
EVERYONE
MAKES MISTAKES
IF YOU ARE SMART
IT WILL NOT BE TWICE
*
THERE IS NO FUTURE
IT IS A HOAX
TO TRAP YOU
INTO BEHAVING
*
IF YOU
DO NOT KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
YOU PROBABLY
DO NOT HAVE VERY MANY
*
IF YOU
KEEP A MONKEY
BE PREPARED
TO PAY FOR BROKEN GLASS
*
THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP YOUR HEALTH
IS TO EAT WHAT YOU DONT WANT
DRINK WHAT YOU DONT LIKE
AND DO WHAT YOU HAD RATHER NOT
*
TAKE
FROM NO ONE
THEIR
SONG
*


NEVER
SHOUT IT OUT
WHEN YOU CAN
TALK IT OUT
*
FROM THE TIME
WE ARE BORN
WE MAKE
ASSUMPTIONS
*
AS YOU AGE
YOU BECOME
SURER AND SURER
OF LESS AND LESS
*
CHOOSE YOUR RUT
CAREFULLY
YOU MAY BE IN IT
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
*
THERE ARE NO
SIMPLE SOLUTIONS
ONLY
SIMPLE MINDS
*
INTELLIGENCE
IS NOT A VIRTUE
IT IS
A TRAIT
*
IF THE TIME
IS NOT RIGHT
DOING THE RIGHT THING
MEANS NOTHING
*
IT IS EASY
TO RECOMMEND
IMPOSSIBLE SOLUTIONS
*
FREEDOM
SOMETIMES MEANS
DEFINING
WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO
*
IF THERE IS
ALWAYS ROOM AT THE TOP
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH
SHOVING UP THERE
*


SOMEONE
WITH A POOR MEMORY
MAKES
A BAD LIAR
*
BE
YOUR OWN REFUGE
NO ONE ELSE
CAN BE
*
IF YOU
DO NOT PLAY THE GAME
DO NOT MAKE
THE RULES
*
A BASEMENT
IS A WELL
WHERE YOU TRY TO KEEP
OUT THE WATER
*
THE QUALITY
OF LIFE
IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL
TO ENERGY CONSUMPTION
*
YOU GOT TO MAKE
YOUR OWN MISTAKES
KEEP OTHER PEOPLE FROM MAKING THEIRS
AND THEY GET MAD AT YOU
*
OLD AGE
IS ONE OF THE MOST
UNEXPECTED THINGS
THAT CAN HAPPEN
*
PUTTING A PROBLEM
IN PERSPECTIVE
IS THE FIRST STEP
IN FINDING ITS VANISHING POINT
*
LAUGH AT YOURSELF
AND
YOU WILL BE AMUSED
YOUR WHOLE LIFE
*
TIME
MARKS US
WHILE WE
MARK TIME
*


WORRY
IS PUTTING
TODAY'S SUN
UNDER TOMORROW'S CLOUD
*
WILL POWER
TAKES A LOT
OF WONT POWER
*
LIFE IS 10%
WHAT YOU MAKE IT
AND 90%
HOW YOU TAKE IT
*
AGE
IS TIME AND DECLINE
NIPPING
AT OUR HEELS
*
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY
THE FIRST TIME
*
IF YOU TELL
THE TRUTH
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REMEMBER
ANYTHING
*
NO ONE
IS LISTENING
UNTIL YOU MAKE
A MISTAKE
*
NEVER TEST
THE DEPTH
OF THE WATER
WITH BOTH FEET
*
WE
ARE BORN
NAKED WET AND HUNGRY
THEN THINGS GET WORSE
*
REMEMBER
YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING
NOT
A HUMAN DOING
*


IF YOU CUT
TOO MANY CORNERS
YOU END UP
GOING IN CIRCLES
*
PEOPLE USUALLY LEAVE
THREE WRITTEN RECORDS
WHEN THEY ARE HATCHED
MATCHED AND DISPATCHED
*
THE ONLY RACE
THAT IS IMPORTANT
IS THE HUMAN RACE
*
CONSCIENCE
IS WHAT HURTS
WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE
FEELS SO GOOD
*
TALK
IS CHEAP
BECAUSE SUPPLY
EXCEEDS DEMAND
*
THERE ARE MORE
HORSES' ASSES
IN THIS WORLD
THAN THERE ARE HORSES
*
IF YOU ARE ON
THE RIGHT TRACK
YOU WILL STILL GET RUN OVER
IF YOU JUST SIT THERE
*
IN
TWO DAYS
TOMORROW
WILL BE YESTERDAY
*
IF MARRIAGE
WERE OUTLAWED
ONLY OUTLAWS
WOULD HAVE INLAWS
*
YOU DO NOT STOP LAUGHING
BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD
YOU GROW OLD
BECAUSE YOU STOP LAUGHING
*


DO NOT TAKE
YOUR LIFE
TOO SERIOUSLY
ITS NOT PERMANENT
*
BLESSED
ARE THE CRACKED
FOR THEY SHALL
LET IN THE LIGHT
*
WHEN RELIGION
RULED THE WORLD
IT WAS CALLED
THE DARK AGES
*
BLESSED ARE THE FLEXIBLE
FOR THEY
SHALL NEVER BE BENT
OUT OF SHAPE
*
YOU CANNOT KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE GOING
BUT YOU CAN KNOW
WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
*
DO NOT LET
SOMEONE ELSE
USE YOUR HEAD
FOR A PLAYGROUND
*
LOVE IS HEARING
A LITTLE SURGING
UNDER THE THUNDER
OF THE DARKEST DAY
*
THE PRESENT
IS DETERMINED BY THE PAST
BE CAREFUL IN THE FUTURE
OF WHAT YOU DO IN THE PAST
*
ANYTIME YOU HAVE A 50-50 CHANCE
OF GETTING SOMETHING RIGHT,
THERE IS A 90% PROBABILITY
YOU WILL GET IT WRONG
*
IF YOU GO
FAST ENOUGH
YOU CANNOT TELL
WHERE YOU CAME FROM
*


NO ONE
IN A HURRY
IS QUITE
CIVILIZED
*
QUITTING
WHILE YOU ARE AHEAD
IS NOT THE SAME
AS QUITTING
*
WORRY
IS A ROCKING CHAIR
THAT WILL NEVER
TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
*
TODAY'S MIGHTY OAK
IS JUST YESTERDAY'S
NUT THAT HELD
ITS GROUND.
*
LAUGHING
IS GOOD EXERCISE
IT IS LIKE JOGGING
ON THE INSIDE.
*
EVERY PROBLEM
HAS A SOLUTION
THAT IS SIMPLE
CLEAR AND WRONG
*
AN ERROR
DOES NOT BECOME A MISTAKE
UNTIL YOU REFUSE
TO CORRECT IT
*
THE ONLY PERSON
WHO IS WITH YOU
YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
IS YOURSELF.
*
BE KINDER
THAN NECESSARY
EVERYONE YOU MEET
IS FIGHTING A BATTLE.
*
WINE DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT
IT MAKES YOU LEAN
AGAINST TABLES CHAIRS FLOORS
WALLS AND UGLY PEOPLE.
*


WHEN IN DOUBT,
DON'T!
IF YOU ARE SURE,
HESITATE!
*
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE
ARE ON LOAN
WHAT CAN YOU LOSE
THAT YOU NEVER OWNED?
*
DO NOT
BELIEVE
EVERYTHING
YOU THINK.
*
DEATH IS ONLY A SOUND
WE MAKE
TO SIGNIFY THE THING
WE DO NOT KNOW.
*
BECOMING A FATHER
IS SEX
BECOMING A DADDY
IS LOVE.
*
APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU HAVE
BEFORE IT TURNS INTO
WHAT YOU HAD.
*
THE PAST
IS A STATEMENT
THE FUTURE
IS A QUESTION.
*
THE PAST
CANNOT BE CHANGED
IT CAN
ONLY BE ACCEPTED.
*
TO BE
OLD AND WISE
YOU MUST FIRST
BE YOUNG AND STUPID.
*
IT IS EASY
TO BELIEVE LIES
WHEN YOU DO NOT CARE
ABOUT THE TRUTH.
*


CHILDHOOD
IS FLEETING
BUT IMMATURITY
CAN LAST A LIFETIME.
*
SOME KNOW MORE AND MORE
ABOUT LESS AND LEES
UNTIL THEY KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT NOTHING.
*
NOW
I KNOW ENOUGH
TO KNOW
WHAT I MISSED.
*
WHAT
YOU ALLOW
IS WHAT
WILL CONTINUE.
*
GIVE ME COFFEE
TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN
GIVE ME WINE
TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT.
*
IT IS EASIER
TO BELIEVE
THAN IT IS
TO THINK.
*
IT TAKES TWO
TO FIND LOVE
BUT ONLY ONE
TO LOSE IT.
*
IT
IS GETTING
LATER
ALL THE TIME.
*
YOU CANNOT MAKE A FACT
OUT OF AN OPINION
BY RAISING
YOUR VOICE.
*
A BELIEF
IS A CONVICTION
AWAITING
PROOF.
*


SCIENCE
IS TRUE
NO MATTER
WHAT YOU BELIEVE.
*
JUST BECAUSE
YOU BELIEVE IT
DOES NOT MAKE
TRUE.
*
THE PROBLEM
WITH THE FUTURE
IS THAT IT KEEPS TURNING
INTO THE PRESENT.
*
SOME WOULD
RATHER SEEK FORGIVENESS
THAN ASK
FOR PERMISSION.
*
THE GREATER
THE IGNORANCE
THE STRONGER
THE OPINION.
*
WE WERE ALL HUMANS
UNTIL
RACE DISCONNECTED US
RELIGION SEPARATED US
POLITICS DIVIDED US
AND WEALTH CLASSIFIED US.
*
THE QUICKEST WAY
TO GET RICH
IS TO RID YOURSELF
OF WHAT YOU DO NOT NEED.
*
TODAY
IS THE GOOD OLD DAYS
20 YEARS
FROM NOW.
*
SOME THINGS
ARE HALF A FOOT ONE WAY
AND SIX INCHES THE OTHER
HALF OF EACH
AND NEITHER OF EITHER.
*
ANYONE
WHO IS LIVING WITH YOU
WHO IS NOT YOU
IS A PROBLEM.
*


PEOPLE ARE DETERMINED TO BELIEVE
WHATEVER THEY HAVE TO
IN ORDER TO SUPPORT THE WORLDVIEW
THEY WANT TO HAVE.
*
STEAL LIGHT
FROM THE PAST
TO ILLUMINATE
THE FUTURE.
*
LAZY MINDS
EASILY ACCEPT
BULLSHIT.
*
THE BASIC DELUSION
IS THAT WE HAVE TO
ATTAIN SOMETHING.
*
THE MORE YOU REALIZE
THE MORE YOU REALIZE
THERE IS NOTHING
TO REALIZE.
*
TO BE ALONE
IS NOT TO BE LONELY
IF YOU LIKE SOLITUDE
YOU ARE NEVER ALONE.
*
HELL
IS OTHER PEOPLE.
*
IF YOU CAN SEE
THE BANDWAGON
IT IS TOO LATE
TO GET ON.
*
YOU HAVE NEVER
BEEN THIS OLD BEFORE
BUT YOU WILL NEVER
BE THIS YOUNG AGAIN.
*
DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT
POLITICS AND RELIGION
SOMEBODY MIGHT GET MAD
AND IT COULD BE YOU
*


A GOOD FANTASY
BEATS
REALITY
EVERY TIME
*
REMEMBER
EVERY THING
WHETHER IT HAPPENED
OR NOT
*
ALTHOUGH
IT SEEMS THAT I KNOW
THAT I KNOW
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
IS THE I THAT KNOWS ME
WHEN I KNOW THAT I KNOW
THAT I KNOW
*
THIS IS IT
AND I AM IT
AND YOU ARE IT
AND HE IS IT
AND SHE IS IT
AND IT IS THAT
AND THAT IS IT
AND THAT IS THAT
*
THE ONLY
EXACT SCIENCE
IS
HINDSIGHT
*
I KNOW THAT I KNOW
AND I KNOW WHEN I DON'T KNOW
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHEN I DON'T KNOW
THAT I DON'T KNOW
*
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW
THAT GETS YOU IN TROUBLE
IT IS WHAT YOU KNOW FOR SURE
THAT JUST IS NOT SO
*
WHEN YOU THINK
OF WATER
THINK
OF THE WELL DIGGER
*
HAPPINESS NEEDS
SOMETHING TO DO
SOMEONE TO LOVE
SOMETHING TO HOPE FOR
*
IF THE PRESENT
JUDGES THE PAST
IT WILL LOSE
THE FUTURE



IF WISHES
WERE HORSES
BEGGARS
WOULD RIDE
*
PEOPLE DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE
WHEN THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER
THEY GET INTO TROUBLE
WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER
*
IN THE INFORMATION AGE
IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE
*
BELIEF IN DESTINY
ENCOURAGES RESIGNATION IN THE POOR
AND COMPLACENCY
AMONG THE POWERFUL
*
IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING
YOU CAN'T STOP THEM
*
WHEN ARGUING ABOUT POLITICS AND RELIGION
IT DOES NOT PASS A COST-BENEFIT ANALYSIS
OF TIME AND EFFORT EXPENDED
CONSIDERING THE PREDICTABLE RESULTS
*
I DO NOT KNOW
WHERE I AM GOING
BUT I AM GOING
SOMEWHERE
*
WE ARE TALKING
MORE AND MORE
BUT COMMUNICATING
LESS AND LESS
*
THE MAIN DIFFERENCE
TWIXT A BAD DAY
AND A GOOD DAY
IS YOUR ATTITUDE
*
YOU ARE
ALL YOU HAVE
AND I AM
ALL I GOT
*


THE FASTER
I GO
THE BEHINDER
I GET
*
THE FURTHER BACK
YOU CAN SEE
THE FURTHER AHEAD
YOU CAN SEE
*
THREE KINDS OF PEOPLE
THOSE WHO LET IT HAPPEN
THOSE WHO MAKE IT HAPPEN
THOSE WHO WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
*
DREAM
OF THE FUTURE
REMEMBER
THE PAST
*
LIFE
IS THE SUM
OF
ALL YOUR CHOICES
*
ATTITUDE
IS A LITTLE THING
THAT
MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE
*
IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING
CHANGE IT
IF YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT
CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK ABOUT IT
*
WATCH A SUNRISE
OR A SUNSET
TO GET
SOME PERSPECTIVE
*
WHEN ONE DOOR
CLOSES
ANOTHER ONE
OPENS
*
NEVER REGRET

GOOD IS WONDERFUL
BAD IS EXPERIENCE
*


I CAME
FROM NOWHERE
AND I AM WORKING
MY WAY BACK
*




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Jake LAMKINS